THE KING DICK HATH RETURNED!

FOR A LIMITED TIME: BONUS! SEASONS 1 AND 2 INCLUDED!

THREE HILARIOUS BOOKS FOR 99 CENTS! FREE W/ KINDLE UNLIMITED!

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Add season three of Larryballs to your Goodreads TBR!

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There is only ONE Larry and he has scotch to drink and assholes to fuck up.

Read his muthafuckin’ books or the Darwin dodgers of the world win!

YOU CAN BUY THESE LEGENDARY TALES OF CUNT FUCKING AND DEBAUCHERY FOR A MERE 99 CENTS EACH. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GROW SOME BOLL WEEVILS IN YOUR PLEATED DOCKERS AND READ ABOUT ALL THE SHIT YOU WISH YOU COULD DO EVERYDAY.

(Season three is coming July 27th, 2017! So go eat your pills like good little whores do and Uncle Larry will have the good shit for you soon.)

TOODLES!